postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

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hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

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childservices:

y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it

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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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wearing these during sex

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kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

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simsgonewrong:

gettin baked

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